Texas Humor - Pay Attention...Do you?
Submitted by: avahome on Thu, 03/27/2008 - 07:10
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buzz-it!
One of my crazy friends in Ohio sent me this little ditty. And I will, for sure, be paying more attention.
Gender-Specific Driving Etiquette:
A woman is driving at night on a narrow country road.. At the same time a man is driving in the opposite direction on that same road.
When they narrowly pass each other at high speed, the woman rolls down her window and loudly shouts - HORSE! Immediately the man shouts back - BITCH!
The man laughs. He is proud to have reacted so quickly to the shouting woman and takes the next turn in the road, maintaining his speed.
Moral of the story:
Men never listen, and when they do, they don't understand one word a woman says.
A true story...while driving to work one morning on a busy highway..there was a bull standing at the curb looking to cross the street. Of course, it was too late to stop...fortunately the bull didn't move. As soon as I got to work I called the cops. I sure hope that old bull either made it to the other side of the six lane highway or turned around!
buzz-it!
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I'm confused
Please quit horsing around, it was really a lot of "bull."
Let me just say that I'd rather
be dodging a squirrel in the road. Critters I can handle but the big bubbas...no way!
mmmmm
Gotcha.