Texas Humor - The Horth Whithperer
Submitted by: avahome on Fri, 05/02/2008 - 11:11
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TGIF!!!!!!!! This little ditty was sent to me from one of my friends in low places in Ohio. That's all folks!!!!
THE HORTH WHITHPERER:
A guy calls his buddy, the horse rancher, and says he's
sending a Friend over to look at a horse. His buddy asks,
'How will I recognize him?' 'That's easy; he's a midget
with a speech impediment.' So, the midget shows up, and the
guy asks him if he's looking for a Male or female horse.
Female horth.' So he shows him a prized filly.
'Nith lookin horth. Can I thee her eyeth'?
So the guy picks up the midget and he gives the horse's
eyes the once Over.
'Nith eyeth, can I thee her earzth'? So he picks the little
fella up again, and shows him the horse's ears.
'Nith earzth, can I see her mouf'?
The rancher is getting pretty ticked off by this point,
But he picks him up again and shows him the horse's mouth.
Nice mouf, can I see her twat'?
Totally mad as fire at this point, the rancher grabs him
under his Arms and sticks the midget's head as far as he
can up the horse's Fanny, pulls him out and plops him on
the ground.
The midget gets up, sputtering and coughing. 'Perhapth I
should rephrase that.......
Can I thee her wun awound a widdlebit'?
Mamma said there'd be days like this!!!!!
buzz-it!
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