Veruca Comes to Town

S/he wants it now. S/he has literally tons of cash, and bullies and barges into boardrooms everywhere, demanding "change" without knowing exactly what sort of change is required. Insufferable, preening, legends in their own minds, these voracious porcine foragers are motivated and driven by the singular goal of accumulating wealth. They produce nothing. They build nothing. They invent, discover, manufacture nothing. And in strictly human terms they are worth? Nothing.