One of my crazy friends in Ohio sent me this little ditty. And I will, for sure, be paying more attention.

Recently, while going through an airport during one of his many trips, President Bush encountered a man with long gray hair and beard, wearing a white robe and sandals, holding a staff.

President Bush went up to the man and said, 'Has anyone told you that you look like Moses?'

The man didn't answer. He just kept staring straight ahead.

The president said, 'Moses!' in a loud voice.

The man just stared ahead, never acknowledging the president.

originally posted - 2008-03-09 04:54:42 -1100

Jeff Dunham the ventriloquist and his boney buddy Achmed, the dead terrorist...who looks kind of like Don Rumsfeld without his makeup, IMO.

A tad offbeat, somewhat funny, some bad language and off-color touches, but I thought it was an interesting alternative to the Bush Republican version of what to expect from "terrorists"...

Hat-tip to pmeldrum for the pointer to the video.

Happy Sunday, folks. Hope nobody is offended -- let me know your thoughts in comments. Thank you.

What can I tell you about my relief that I will no longer be getting multiple phone calls from Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama volunteers. Here in Texas we all have been just bombarded with TV ads, fliers in the mail, and the dreaded phone calls. Now at my house I have the morning and afternoon shift answering the phone and my husband the night shift...you don't want to get him!

So when a friend sent me this little ditty....it just seems so fitting on Primary voting day in Texas...give it a read.

.. Names have been removed to protect the stupid!

We've all seen "Part I" of "A Nightmare on Pennsylvania Avenue" -- it's only now winding down its second release. An unlikely pair of politicos and their powerful supporters swept into power on the wings of prayers, and all hell breaks loose, resulting in the most elaborately produced nightmare that the citizens of this nation and the world have ever seen. The Reich-wingers have been ecstatic; the "director's cut" re-release, in 2004, had them swooning in the streets, until the damn critics finally started showing up and giving their reviews.

Now, after a brief hiatus and a writer's strike, it appears as though the production studio for this flick has collapsed -- but a rival company has picked up the option and is reinventing the premise: now, two powerful figures from the opposition party stand ready to take up residence, and the Right is going into conniptions in anxious dread and trepidation...