Markets screech in fear of conservative ideas that should be laid to rest permanently:

Ah, that infamous "life and art" imitating each other and making for wondrous incidents of irony...

From the Disney film starring Bette Midler, Kathy Najimy and Sarah Jessica Parker.

Hmmm...let's take a look at Sarah's character, who was also coincidentally named "Sarah" --

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The most beautiful of the trio, Sarah is boy-crazy, extremely ditsy, and also unbearably stupid. Her primary power is a siren song: granting her the ability to control children's minds with her voice. She also possesses uncharacteristically-refined knowledge of spellcasting in general...
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Oh, dear. That almost sounds like the GOP's recipe for McCain's running mate, Sarah Palin...Let's have some offbeat fun, after the break, in honor of the Halloween month and the spooky shenanigans of the scary, fear-mongering party, shall we?