NASA

Moon's leaders declare war on Earth after attack by NASA

Reprinted with permission; original post here. -- GH


by Robert Gillis, who really has too much time on his hands.

10/2009


Lunar officials declared war on Earth early Friday morning after NASA launched a preemptive strike on Cabeus Crater, home to thousands of Moonies, Moonites, and Moon-Units.

CNN had reported that NASA engineers crashed a rocket and a satellite into the moon's surface on Friday morning in a $79 million mission, to supposedly "kick up enough dust to find whether there is any water in the moon's soil."