Texas Humor - Do it Yourself!
Submitted by avahome on January 2, 2009 - 19:50Happy New Year you all! A while back a friend sent me this little ditty... I must admit I like a surprise ending!
Enjoy!
Husband: Oh, come on.
Wife: Leave me alone!
Husband: It won't take long.
Wife: I won't be able to sleep afterwards.
Husband: I can't sleep without it.
Wife: Why do you think of things like this in the middle of the night?
Husband: Because I'm Hot.
Wife: You get hot at the darnedest times.
Husband: If you love me I wouldn't have to beg you.
Wife: If you love me you'd be more considerate.