Texas Humor - Do it Yourself!

Happy New Year you all! A while back a friend sent me this little ditty... I must admit I like a surprise ending!

Husband: Oh, come on.

Wife: Leave me alone!

Husband: It won't take long.

Wife: I won't be able to sleep afterwards.

Husband: I can't sleep without it.

Wife: Why do you think of things like this in the middle of the night?

Husband: Because I'm Hot.

Wife: You get hot at the darnedest times.

Husband: If you love me I wouldn't have to beg you.

Wife: If you love me you'd be more considerate.

Husband: You don't love me anymore.

Wife: Yes I do, but let's forget it for tonight.

Husband: Please...come on

Wife: Alright, I'll do it.

Husband: What's the matter? Need a flashlight?

Wife: I can't find it.

Husband: Oh, for heaven's sake, feel for it!

Wife: There! Are you satisfied?

Husband: Oh, yes.

Wife: Is it up far enough?

Husband: Oh, that's good.

Wife: Now go to sleep, and from now on when you want the window open,
do it yourself.

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I like having a fan on at night. (Tho I turn it on myself.)

When we had Missy the Malamute, she also liked the fan.

And if I got up early, Wifey would turn it off...only to awaken a few moments later to a furry face peering right at her, saying "Woo" like a statement of betrayal.

Missy would continue to give short, simple statements of "Woo" every time Wifey tried to close her eyes until she turned the fan back on...and then, to keep Wifey from getting cold and to fully enjoy the breeze, Missy would hop up onto the bed and lay down between Wifey and the fan, happily content.

Gotta admit I love my fans also. I used to keep a small fan on the floor which my dog loved...he'd lay facing it and then turn having the air blowing up his rear.

And I'm too old to think of a really good racy comment. Oh well! Them's the breaks.