Texas Humor - Why I can't find a Job!

Up and at 'em Atom Ant...it's Monday! Here's a little ditty for you from a buddy of mine in Ohio. I'm sure you all can relate.......

Why I can't find a job!

John Smith started the day early having set his Alarm clock for 6am. (MADE IN JAPAN )

While his coffeepot (MADE IN CHINA)

Was perking, he shaved with his Electric razor(MADE IN HONG KONG ).

He put on a Dress shirt (MADE IN SRI LANKA),

Designer jeans (MADE IN SINGAPORE) And Tennis shoes

After cooking his breakfast in his new Electric skillet

He sat down with his Calculator(MADE IN MEXICO)

To see how much he could spend today. After setting his Watch (MADE IN TAIWAN)

To the radio (MADE IN INDIA)

He got in his car(MADE IN GERMANY )

Filled it with GAS(from Saudi Arabia )

And continued his search for a good paying AMERICAN JOB.

At the end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day
checking his computer (Made In Malaysia ), Joe decided to relax for a while.

He put on his sandals (MADE IN BRAZIL)

Poured himself a glass of Wine(MADE IN FRANCE)

And turned on his TV (MADE IN INDONESIA ), and then wondered
why he can't find a good paying job in AMERICA ...

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perhaps too true to be humorous.

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