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"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains."
My copy of Pride and Prejudice and Zombies: The Classic Regency Romance -- Now with Ultraviolent Zombie Mayhem! by Seth Grahame-Smith and Jane Austen just arrived. Yes. That's right. Jane. Austen. As in "the."
Need a little teaser? From the description posted at Powell Books:
As our story opens, a mysterious plague has fallen upon the quiet English village of Meryton — and the dead are returning to life! Feisty heroine Elizabeth Bennet is determined to wipe out the zombie menace, but she's soon distracted by the arrival of the haughty and arrogant Mr. Darcy. What ensues is a delightful comedy of manners with plenty of civilized sparring between the two young lovers — and even more violent sparring on the blood-soaked battlefield as Elizabeth wages war against hordes of flesh-eating undead.
The only downside ot this particular book is it's on back order due to its popularity. Seriously.